*Midle of the night, very tired looking audience, very odd looking escaflowne cast*

Snotty Narrator Voice: Well, our story begings in a land far far away, when the little princess was working hard for her evil stepmother....

Phantom Angel: Hey, buster! ya got the wrong tape, AND the wrong studio! Now get outa here before i have Snow White erased from the history of show business. Yes, not as i was saying, we decided to play a little prank on the escaflowne characters. All we ever saw them do is...

Happy Voices: *singing* I love you, you love me, we're a happy......

Phantom Angel : *annoyed* yeah, Barney gave you all HIV! now move it! he's in the dressing room, you can clobber him there!

*hurried footsteps fading in the background*

Phantom Angel : What is it with these people today *yelling at no one* i'm tring to run my show here, get lost! all of you! So, as I was TRYING to say, we want to see who the characters really are, and thus we invited them to a poker game, where the refreshments are all.....

*loud construction noise outside*

Phantom Angel: *rips script apart* That's it I GIVE UP! you people are insufferable! *starts to cry* I just called you all here today so you can see who you really are, when when! ah, just roll the tape! *cries some more*

Millerna: *gets up from seat, and comes to hug Phantom Angel* There there, i'm sure they were all just tring to be nice.

Phantom Angel : Ah bug off you air headed blond! ha, if you were only to see what YOU did while at the poker game, and with the spiked refreshments! ha, i don't think you'll ever show your face in public again! Now, on with the show!

*tape is being played, everyone watching through sleepy eyes*

*camera comes on, and shows two doors*

Voice man : It is early in the morning, and we have placed two invitations on the doorsteps of the Goodies, and the Baddies. Now, let's see how the Baddies handle this small surprise* *hand knocks on door. *written on door you see the words BADDIES ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK* *undeneath that, consider yourself sliced by our swords, since you were trespassing, since we are not here at the moment, just go to the infirmary all by yoursef, our nurse will let you bleed in peace, we don't like you staining our carpet.*

*Chesta opens door* *mubles* : Bloody flyers, I told the last 3 mailmen that worked this route that we don't ACCEPT them. I'm so sorry this one got away! Ah, too bad, would've had to pay for his funeral again, and lord Folken doesn't like that. Oh, look, it's a note!

*inside the living room of the Baddies house* *rock music is on at maximum, Dilandau is limboing while screaming I'm the sexiest guy on the escaflowne cast.* *Dorkirk is putting little pins in his little Van voodoo doll, and the rest of the people are conveniently drinking bears and eating chips*

Chesta: *yelling* Hey, we got a note here from someone!

Dilly:  What? You sliced up Miguel again? How many times do i tell you. It takes money to put him back toghether!!!!!!!

Chesta: NO, we got a note from someone!

Dilly: *Not paying attention, continuing to limbo on rock music*

*camera view switches from Chesta to the rest of the room* *Miguel comes in carring a beer* *Jajuka steals is from him*

Miguel: *upset* Hey, You Golden Retriever! Come back with my beer!

Jajuka: *flutterinf eyelashes* You really think my hair is that voluminous? Oh come here! *ties to hug Miguel*

Miguel: *backs away* Umm.. I think you're going a little crazy. Did they spike your Kibbles 'n' Bits again?

Jaduka: *puckering up* Ooh, come here, and let me give you a lick on the face! It's better than beer! And even so, you can have it now!" *slobbers all over beer*

Miguel: *turns around and runs* *screaming* I want my mooooooommmmmmyyyyyyy

Jajuka:  *frowns* Aww, no one wants to play with me! *goes away sobbing*

Chesta: *still trying to get Dilly's attention*

*Folken comes in*

Folken: All right, a party! *clears voice* Umm, I mean, what's this mess, and Dillandau, For the LAST time, stop putting on the music so loud! We'll have to kill all our neighbours again to keep them from complaining. And we got new ones too. *lower* That girl next door looks even hotter than Naria, growl!!!

Dilly: *puppy face* But Folkie, it wasn't me!

Folken: I told you to stop calling me that! And it was you!

Dilly: No it wasn't! I just happened to twist the button, and then it broke, i couldn't get it down, anymore.

Folken: Excuses excuses! Just throw it out the window if it's broken, didn't I teach you anything?

Dilly: *frowns in disappointed girly way* All you do it nag, now come we never cuddle?

Folken: Ok, who spiked his punch again!

*whole room raises hand*

Unknown Zaibach Soldier: I'm sorry boss, but it was the only way to shut him up. I mean, we wanted to go play billiard, and you know how he makes a fool of himself whenever we go there, so we got him drunk and now he's limboing. Can you believe he's been doing it for 12 hours straight?

Folken: *shakes head* Aww man, couldn't you at least stuff him in the closet? He's quieter there! Now Dornkirk will have my ass!

Chesta: Umm.. I doubt that *points at Dornkirk who is crazily sticking pins into his Van voodoo doll*

Folken: Aww damn, he's high on sugar again! Who fed him the chocolate!

*again whole room raises hand*

Different unknown Zaibach soldier* Well, ugg, boos, we wanted to go swimming, and he wouldn't stop yapping about his stupid fate alteration engine, so we just bribed him with chocolate. He's been stuffing pins into that doll for a little longer than Dilly's limboing.

Folken: Man, you're all a bunch of fools, i go away for 48 hours and you idiots ruin the whole army. *yells at some guy* Hey, come back with those All Dressed Ruffles Chips* *runs after the guy, and clobers him when he catches up* So as i was saying Get to work! Those Goodies are planning their move against us, and we're sititng here partying. hurry!

Unknown man: Umm... no they're not, they haven't got their scripts yet! Remember Dilly burned them in a fit of passion?

Folken: Oh yeah, it was when we got him that new flame thrower! Well, in that case, party on! *turns stereo to maximum*

Dilly: *drunkly* Hey, how come I wasn't allowed to do that?

Folken: That was then, this is now, and plus, I'm older! *blows raspberry*

Dilly: No it was NOT! it was five minutes ago! What are you talking! *tries to stick out tongue, but can't do it because of levels of alcohol in blood system*

Folken: You! to the bathroom! And take that idiotic voodoo torturing doll maniac with you.

Dilly: Yessir! *falls on ground*

Folken: *steps over him* Hey, someone stuff him in the closet! Maybe we'll be able to fool him that it was his initiation all over again when he wakes up!

Chesta: *approaches Folken* Umm.. sir, we got this note.... *hands him invitation*

Folken: OOh, a love letter for me! Ooh, i feel so special. Wait a minute "aghelahisooinfnfjejfiegjeoiaijns" ???? what the heck is this?

Chesta: You're holding it backwards. *puts note in Folken's hands the right way*

Folken: "snjiaioejgeifjejfnfnioosihalehga"???? I still can't read this!

Chesta: Here, put on your glasses *hands him broken reading glases*

Folken: *puts them on* Oh, i see, we're invited to a poker game later tonight. They promise us one million dollars, plus our own tv show if we win the most money! Wohoo! *jumps up and down* It's in the producer's house. You think that's his way of forgiving us for burning down the studio on our practice fights?

Chesta: I don't know, it could be. But then why the money?

Folken: Who cares! I'm going! I have to bring two more people with me, so go wake up Dilly, and make sure he's sober, and umm.... i dunno, see someone else, but don't tell everybody ok?? *walks away skipping, and humming If i had a million dollars*

Phantom Angel: *pauses tape* We'll be right back to see how the Goodies team hadled their early morning note, after these commercials!!!!
 

A/N: now you see what happens when a person low on caffeine tryies to write a humour story. Not good, and i apologise if it stinks. Tell me if you want me to continue this though. I have some funny parts planned out, and allen fans, i think i should warn you, umm... well, let's just say that he'll get dissed a lot. If you want me to continue this insanity, please drop me a line. to all of those that know me, this is something to relieve the writer's block i'm kinda going through, if you want me though, i shall post pasrt 2 and 3 of this! hehe, sorry, it's my first attempt at humour, i know it stinks, it's just a little insanity roaming about in my head!!!!!!!