The fool who runs this page wanted me to show his idiot visitors around.

.  .  .

This is the General section.  Now leave my presence before I kill you.

Hey!  That's not part of the deal!  You're supposed to tell them what type of stories the General section hosts!

I do not care about 'deals', stupid human, and I do not wish to tell your damn visitors what type of stories are hosted here.  In fact, they should be able to tell from the title.  Moron.

You are going to tell them otherwise I'll write a story called Vegeta the Fairy Princess and post it on FanFiction.Net where everyone will be able to read it!

You wouldn't dare!

I would!

I'LL KILL YOU, YOUR FAMILY, AND YOUR PETS!  I'LL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB, BURN YOU TO A CRISP, AND HANG YOU UPSIDE DOWN FROM YOUR INTESTINES IF YOU EVEN WRITE ONE WORD, ONE WORD, OF THAT STORY!

Yeah, but not before I can post it for all the world to see.

.  .  .  This is the General section where imbeciles post stories that do not adhere to any one genre.

Go on.

*Glowers* To see the links, run your damn mouse over the title image, or .  .  .

Or .  .  .

.  .  .  over me.

Also .  .  .

*Through gritted teeth* You could also reread this foolish conversation by running your mouse over the small picture in the upper right-hand corner.

There now, was that so hard?

You will die.