Hi everyone!  Wow, me a tour guide, huh?  Well, let's get started!  Over there on your--let's see, when the hand makes an 'L', then it's--left, you'll see me!  What you can't see is that I'm holdin' some links behind my back!  Nifty, huh?  The first link that I'm holdin' is called 'main' and it'll take you to stuff like the 'introduction' (gotta read that!), 'updates', 'news archive', the 'contest' that Bob always complains about, and the 'guestbook'!  The second link I'm holdin' is 'fandom' and it'll take you to the fun part of the site which is 'fanfiction' and 'fanart'!  I don't think I need to 'splain what they're about, 'specially since my friends will be hostin' the 'fic sections and they'll be able to 'splain it better than me.  Um, next is 'miscellaneous' and all it has are links to a couple of forums which are dead or somethin'.  'Contact' is just there so that you can send Bob an e-mail about the site or ask SSJ Clunk to draw you a picture and the last link I'm holdin' is the 'links' one which'll let you go to some other sites.  Guess that's it.  Bob?

That just about sums it up.  I'm going to leave now since I promised Goku about forty pizzas if he did the tour.  Here's the key to the site.  Have fun looking around, but don't throw any parties unless I'm there to join in.  And don't worry about getting lost; Goku's going to stay behind to show you around.  Good-bye.