Synopsis

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Characters


Our hero. Since he spent the majority of his youth on an island with a goat-man, he is a very innocent little hero. He grows throughout the movie but still manages to be pretty open and optimistic by the end. Voiced by Tate Donovan. Or Donavan. I'm not sure.


His trainer. He's seen the world and isn't too happy with it. Thus, he sets himself up on an island with nymphs and spends his time leering at them. Enter Herc. Life saved! Voiced by Danny De Vito.


Our heroine. As innocent as Hercules is, she's jaded. Yay obvious foils! Anyway, despite her cynical exterior, she's still a pretty nice girl inside with a great singing voice. :) She's also pretty interesting because I think she's the first Disney female to be half-villain half-heroine. Voiced by Susan Egan (singing too!).


Our villain. He's a great villain being both menacing and comedic. I am very glad Ron and John (directors) decided to go with the fast-talking villain rather than the slow one. So better! Voiced by James Woods.


His sidekicks. The best villains have incompetent sidekicks and these guys are pretty bad. Not only to they not to their master's evil bidding, they don't tell him they didn't do his evil bidding! To quote Panic: "If...if is good." Voiced by Matt Frewer (Panic) and Bob Goldthwait (Pain).


Hercules' noble, but really dumb, steed. At least his friendly and loyal!

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Quotes

Meg: I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day!

Hades: He's got to have a weaknes, because everybody has a weakness. For Pandora, it was the box thing, for the Trojans, hey, they bet on the wrong horse.

Phil: Who do you think taught Jason how to sail? Cleopatra?

Panic: He's not going to be happy when we gets out of there.
Pain: If. If he gets out of there.
Panic: If...if is good...

Meg: How cute! A couple of rodents looking for a theme park.

Zeus: Sound the alarm! Launch an immediate counter-attack! Go! Go!
Hermes: Gone, babe.

Hades: Um, guys...Olympus would be that way.

Meg: Thanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice.

Hades: The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death...Is there a downside to this?

Phil: I trained them all! Odysseus... Perseus... Theseus... a lot of sus-es.

Panic: Hercules...why does that name ring a bell?
Pain: Maybe we owe him money?

Hades: So you took care of him. Dead as a doornail. Weren't those your EXACT words?
Pain: Ummm, maybe this is a different Hercules.
Panic: Yeah! I mean Hercules is a very popular name nowadays.
Pain: Yeah. Remember, like a few years ago? Every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?

Hercules: I'm the most famous person in all of Greece! I'm an action figure!

The Fates: Indoor plumbing...it's gonna be big.

Old Theban Man: That's it! I'm moving to Sparta!

Hercules: Kids? Trapped? Phil, this is great!
Meg: You're really choked up about this, aren't you?

Zeus: Watch your old man work!
Titans: Ut-oh.

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