Random SillinessSo here's how I rate on all those silly HP quizzes available online these days... This page is fairly graphics intensive, so give it time to load. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 I'm a Slytherin! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 Slytherin! You're classy to the core, favoring the traditionally finest things the world has to offer. While you may or may not be evil *wink* you certainly have the power and attitude to get what you want. You're clever as all heck, and tend to be a couple steps ahead of even the most astute Ravenclaw. A More Unique Hogwarts Sorting Quiz brought to you by Quizilla  What Kind of Harry Potter Are You?
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 Which Harry Potter Marauder Are You? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 You're Nick, the Gryffindor house ghost. Nice and friendly and always on the hunt for appreciation, you like chatting and wearing stylish stuff and you worry about your nearly-headless head all the time. Who are YOU? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 Which HP Kid Are You? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 Take the "Which Weasley are you?"quiz by Hazel | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 Commonly known as SexGod!Draco, you are usually bisexual. You are horny as hell, and gorgeous as heaven, and you take advantage of both of these things to have sex with ten different people in one chapter of one fic. You are cheerful and very open about your lust. It is rare that a threatening Voldemort-type plotline will come into your story. And...did I say you were horny? Find out which Draco you are. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 You two are certainly . . . busy for the lack of a better word. In fact, your 'schedule' has led to him leaving the boxers off -- they're going to come off anyway so why waste that extra bit of time in taking them on and off. You have a lot of fun together with your SexGod!Harry although doesn't it get a bit tiring? In any case, best of luck to you in keeping up with his appetites. br> Take the "What color are your Harry's boxers?"quiz by Yumi | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 You're kind and supportive and even though you're not always in the centre of attention and don't trouble yourself with every detail, your friends cherish your loyalty and your sence of humour. You're a dreamer and you know the most important things in life aren't 'things'. Who are YOU? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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 Which Quidditch position should you play? Quiz by You love Quidditch, but you just aren't much of an athlete. Instead, you go to every game and support your team and cheer really loudly. They all know you by name and look forward to seeing you all the time. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 Which Harry Potter Man Should Be Your Lover? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 What's your Harry Potter slash pairing?. By the superbly cool  mortari | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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![[i'm ernie macmillan]](ernie.jpg) ...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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 Which Harry Potter Book Are You? by Mina-Clare | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 Which wizard job suits YOU? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 Which Slytherin Are YOU? brought to you by Quizilla | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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 You are Jilted!Snape- the stories you are found in are filled with angst, tears and more angst. You are the Man with The Past. Your meanness and intractability are explained away by jumbo-size trauma, usually involving a lover who left you or died in your arms [possibly after proclaiming his undying *snicker* love for you. You're often paired with LongDead!OC, Minerva McGonagall, Lily Evans, or [for those with Slashy!Snape overtones] Lucius Malfoy or James Potter. Underneath that tough, nasty, unwashed exterior is a broken heart, waiting to be healed. If only you could get up the courage to reveal your squishy side to that pretty little Gryff... You are likely to go down in history for using up the greatest number of tissues. Whether for tears or...*cough* reliving memories, this quiz isn't telling. Which Snape are You? by Marett Graves | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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 Great Merlin's beard! You were sure clumsy and absentminded. One day you were walking along to your Divination class thinking about the great dinner you had last night and all of the sudden, you fell to your death! It seems that you weren't looking and the staircase you were on decided to change its position. You took one wrong step and in the end Filch had to scrape you off the floor. Take the How would you die @ Hogwarts? test by Shaolin.  Ohhh my, you're Harry's Boxershorts. Well need I say more. You are one piece of clothing that no one would complain about being. Draco Malfoy wants to be you, be in you with Harry, and not to mention the rest of Hogwarts. Wanted. What Item of Harry's Clothing Are You? brought to you by Quizilla  You are obsessed with Harry Potter to such an outstanding degree that it is terrifying! You've probably read all the books over ten times each, and seen the movie at least twice (unless you hated it the first time cause they left too much out). You saw the movie on opening night, and you had bought your tickets a week in advance. Unlike more, erm, normal Harry fans, you believe that Harry Potter is a real person and that everything in the HP series are true events. Not that there's anything wrong with that.  You like Harry Potter, you scum. It's the deepest pit in Hell for you. Your very existence is a crime against Nature. Why Will You Go To Hell? brought to you by Quizilla  HARRY POTTER! the boy who lived! he IS so darn adorable... a great find, I suppose, but can you handle him with all of that fame and glory? Which HP guy are you most attracted to? brought to you by Quizilla  Caephilly Catapults What is your Inner Quidditch Team? brought to you by Quizilla  You whine a lot, but for some reason you always let your reckless nature get in the way of your better judgement and you end up helping to save the day. Shut up and take it like a man because as long as your best friend is Harry Potter, you're gonna be living dangerously. What annoying COS character are you? Click here to find out!!  What's your Hogwarts sex style? Click here to find out!!  What's your Hogwarts Party style? Click here to find out!!
 Woah! Dude! You're Slutty Lucius! You like bondage and and lots of love time! You need much more than just your cane! You would make a great couple with Severus Snape... Which Lucius Malfoy Are You? brought to you by Quizilla  You're the Slytherin seeker. Obviously you're Slytherin and a Seeker, though no one seems to care. No one knows your name. Sorry. You seem to have developed somewhat of an identity crisis as well... Which Hogwarts Quidditch player from Slytherin or Gryffindor are you? brought to you by Quizilla  You're Helga Hufflpuff! You're friendly, have common sense, and happy. You're energetic and are sometimes a little too quick to jump to conclusions, but you're better off safe than sorry. You're kinda shy and easy to get along with. You're such an awesome friend! Which Hogwarts founder are you? brought to you by Quizilla  Which Harry Potter Characters Are You The Child Of? brought to you by Quizilla  Which Slytherin Mary Sue Are You? brought to you by Quizilla  Your secret lover is Lucius. Umm..I guess if the blonde hair does it for you...You know, he's evil, right? Who is your secret Hogwarts Lover? brought to you by Quizilla  You're Evil Malfoy's bitch! Who is your Hogwarts boy? brought to you by Quizilla  9 1/2 inches, hazel and dragon heartstring. This is a wand of wisdom and practicality. No nonsense approach to life, logical, reasonable. But also a rather uncreative Ollivander wand--looks like you are going to have problems making u...um... doing your Divination assignments! Which wand will yours be? brought to you by Quizilla  What Is Your Animagus? brought to you by Quizilla  You're in Hogwarts! Which Wizarding School Do You Go To? brought to you by Quizilla  You're really horny. You read slash because it gets you off better than het. What's better than two hot guys fucking on the kitchen counter? Maybe two guys fucking in the back of a cab in London. I bet you masturbate when you read a really hot sex scene, don't you?What Kind of (Harry Potter) Slasher are You? brought to you by Quizilla  The Hero What Type of Gryffindor Are You? brought to you by Quizilla  The Master of Puppets (The art of making people believe what you wanted was their idea) What Type of Slytherin Are You? brought to you by Quizilla  You are god's gift to Gilderoy Lockhart. You are probably as big a fan as Gladys Gudgeon, and you would die of excitement to ever have him as your teacher. How much of a Lockhart lover are you? brought to you by Quizilla  Minerva McGonagall, Transfigurations. Which Hogwarts Professor Are You? brought to you by Quizilla  So what was up with those Mandrakes, anyway? Everyone could hear the screams despite the earmuffs! Am I the only one who pays attention to these things? What About The Harry Potter Movies Annoys You Most? brought to you by Quizilla  You excel at Potions. Either you're one twisted sister or you're on a certain someone's good side. Which Class at Hogwarts Would You Excel at? brought to you by Quizilla  You're Blaise Zabini! You're hardly noticeable. In fact, some people aren't even sure of your gender. But no worries, it's all part of the plan. Nobody ever suspects the quiet boy next door until it's too late. Which Slytherin are you? brought to you by Quizilla  Oh, dear Lord... how did you get this? Which Chick from Order of the Phoenix Are You? (Spoilers) brought to you by Quizilla  You are... Harry/Severus! Ah, the delicious union of Potter/Snape. Puts a smile on my face and a skip in my step. I bet you lost it while reading Order of the Phoenix, and strongly believe that post-Ootp slash is a definite possibility. The bickering, glaring, insults, and hostility are all foreplay to you, and we're all damn proud of you because of it. You love Snarry, and Snarry loves you. What HP Slash Fanfiction Pairing Are You? brought to you by Quizilla  What Random HP Object Are You? a quiz by LaurenSnape  You are Compromising Positions, by Jade!You're one of the hottest stories in the Snarry fandom. You have also inspired much...interesting fanart. So what if your writing isn't quite up to par? This story's erotic enough to make up for it! Which Famous Snape and Harry Fanfic Are You? brought to you by Quizilla  Sirius Black is you Hunk Burnin' Love. Who Is Your Gryffindor Hunk of Burnin' Love? brought to you by Quizilla  You are an unbetaed goodfic! What Type of Harry Potter Badfic Are You? brought to you by Quizilla  Lucius Malfoy Who is your ideal Harry Potter man? brought to you by Quizilla  "Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within." You love the thought of Snape and Harry using one another as a means of escaping the coldness of reality in a few minutes of warmth. Though it is usually an unconcious decision, when your boys fall in love all of the masks come off. Your favourite stories most probably include a lot of angst, confusion, and sex. Wahoo! What Snarry-applicable Quote Are You? brought to you by Quizilla  You are an Orthodox Snapeist. You take Canon!Snape at face value -- like JKR says, Snape is "a deeply horrible person". You like to write/read stories where he's portrayed as supercilious, unfair, often undignified, and sometimes downright cruel. You may accept some partial explanations for his behavior when they're offered in canon, but you're still pretty hard on him, and don't like to let him off the hook. The guy's a nasty, unwashed git -- it says so in the books! What kind of Snapeist are you? brought to you by Quizilla  Lucius Malfoy - Having a daddy who is so concerned with his families 'rep' isn't easy now, is it? Your daddy is mean and nasty to you a lot of the time, and has made if very clear that if you fail (in *anything*) there will be dire consequences. As the offspring of Lucius, you are likely to be cruel, blond, and lets face it...pretty evil. You have Draco for a brother. Hurrah! Whos your Harry Potter Daddyyyyy!? brought to you by Quizilla  Severus Snape - Snuffles (hoooo boy! That'll be fifty points from Gryffindor for *sure*.) Which Harry Potter crack!fic pairing are you? (with pics) brought to you by Quizilla  You're Love-sick Sev!! You're hopelessly in love with Lucius Malfoy, and will do anything to get him to notice you. Now, what to do about Narcissa... Which Severus Snape Are You? brought to you by Quizilla  You especially like the dark side of Snape... You'd love to be like him, that dark, that evil, with so much power and control over his class at day, and over his victims at night... Well, believe me, you're close already. Why are YOU obsessed with Snape?  ~~ You are Sirius Black and Peter Pettigrew's Dismembered Finger! ~~ Sirius was alone for a very long time in the Azkaban cell, and all he had to keep him company was this one cold, dismembered finger. The longer he stared at that finger, the more it drove him slowly insane with lust. "You ^&*#&@) finger!" he would say to it before seducing it into the bed of his cell each night. It was a romance built out of hate and desperateness. And it was doomed to decay. Literally. What Disturbing Harry Potter Slash Ship Are You? brought to you by Quizilla  Sick!Sick!Sick! You love stories where Draco is the poor, abused child, repeatedly raped by his father and made to undergo humiliating situations where he is forced to call Lucius "Father" with a capital Fucker. You are one twisted bastard, my man. Which Remarkably Cliche Harry Potter Slash Ship Are You? Quiz by Aranel  Snape-Lucius Malfoy. You like the good ol' Lucky to knock boots with our favorite professor. You nasty person, you! ;-) Which Slashy Snape Pairing (from Harry Potter) Do You Prefer? (now fixed, expanded, & with pics!) brought to you by Quizilla  You need ...An aphrodisiac potion! Nothing better for blasting through inconvenient scruples. What HP Slash Plot Device Will Fix Your Story? brought to you by Quizilla  Friendly Relationship! To you, Sirius and Remus are very good friends, supporting each other when one of them, or both, is/are in trouble. Friendship is something precious and none of them would ever want to lose it. That is what we call TRUE friendship! ^.^ How do you define Sirius and Remus relationship? brought to you by Quizilla  1971-1978: Yours is the Marauders era. You like a little bit of mystery and your ideals are friendship with humour. You're intrigued to find out how Sirius, James and Peter became Animagi, and how Remus coped with being a werewolf at school. Of course you like Harry and the gang, but Harry wouldn't be who he is without his parents, would he? Which Harry Potter era are you? brought to you by Quizilla  How do you define Remus Lupin? brought to you by Quizilla  Your Patronus is the Badger! The badger is a symbol of aggressiveness, passion and drive. He is also the mascot for Hufflepuff. As your Patronus, the Badger will bite and claw to protect you. Congratulations! That your Patronus is a badger says that you are very driven in whatever you do. When you enjoy something, you go at it with all of your heart. Unfortunately, you also tend to be aggressive, and this can lead to a bossy attitude. Try to keep that aggression in check, and you'll be a wonderful witch or wizard! What is Your Patronus? Version 1 brought to you by Quizilla  Lucius Malfoy Which Death Eater Are YOU? brought to you by Quizilla |
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