LAST UPDATED: 1-1-2007: Holy hot damn! It's been an entire year since I updated. That means I have plenty of new shit, right? Don't think I didn't detect that sarcasm, mister, because for once I DO have tons of new shit. There's two new features, a bunch of new rants (pages 10-12), new Pillage & Plunder, and yes, more on the way. I really want to get back into updating this regularly like I used to, so stay tuned. Hey, it's a new year, I can be optimistic. For once. As always, leave comments on my LiveJournal.